Log in

No account? Create an account
Yakushi Kabuto [entries|friends|calendar]
Yakushi Kabuto

[ website | Pod Ninjas ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

*triumphant music* [19 Apr 2006|07:35pm]
[ mood | excited ]

I had the most enlightening trip. After meeting this absolute darling named "Ripley" I was able to track down Bessie who had escaped my dungeon backyard. She managed to populate an entire town with cute little hive-minded killers! I only was able to bring three home with me, but Bessie makes lots of threatening growling noises which I have decided are a meaningful language and have almost finished a translating device for.

Also, I had the damnedest time being attacked from left and right by this group of individuals calling themselves bounty hunters? There was this rather well busted woman, two men, and a third of indeterminate gender, and this intelligent little dog...

Anyhow, after I listened to their theme-song, which was quite catchy. I rather preferred the ending, however. We had a good natured disagreement which ended in a bloody duel involving pistols and spacecraft.

Bessie and I had to leave, however, as the duel ended when this strange stuff called E-Z-Mak was apparently made by the one of indeterminate gender and served to all members of this bounty hunting group. It was disgusting, orange, and had the nutritional value of a marrow-less bone. Or lard.

...And does anyone know why these idiots keep coming out of the woodworks screaming strange battle-crys and demanding I turn myself in? They don't manage to tell me who, but then again, I keep killing them. My body collection has grown *__* phenomenally.

[ Private ]

Yesterday, I glanced at myself in a mirror. And...

I could look away!

My heart filled with such glee I had to come running home, only I sort of lost my glasses Bessie ate them so have been... Uh... Wandering since then. Bessie is proving to be a good tracking-Alien-queen. It only took her a week to find Konoha.

...Where is my love?

[ End Private ]

Glad to have me back? ;D Say no so I can use my sparkly scalpels *__*

3 diagnose check in

Why hello there! [28 Mar 2006|12:33am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

I am back to male normal. I send my love to all the little people. Like my darlings. And Orochimaru.

In the meantime, the children are going through... intelligence training by merit of physical training. Anyone caring to volunteer their services will be critqued by me while I am not in a pleasant afterglow and unfairly biased to the world.

All those intending to warp their minds irreparably need not apply.

In other news, I've come up with a few new and nifty little justsus. I'm sure a few of you out there could profit from learning of these techniques.

The Club has been doing phenomenally well. I am surprised. Which provides me with a stable independent income, which means I can consider an allowance for the kids. >__> NO THEY ARE NOT CHANGING ME KTHANXBAI. ♥

I found myself lulled into a comatose state when I discovered the mirror the neighbors used to have in their entry was moved onto the balcony as they were cleaning. Don't ask how I knew it was in the entry prior to this. It was an interesting catharsis, broken four hours later when the sun had sufficiently blinded me to my own image. I believe I have been sunburned. I'll know better in the morning.

By the by... Happy Birthday, Sakura-chan! I have been looking around to find you your perfect birthday gift, and so far have not been satisfied. Pray be that it arrives soon! I never properly thanked you for your handling of my delivery. Thank you!

Tayuya, I have found your explanitive skills ot be superb - soon the children will be hitting "that" age, and I may require your unique... talent. =D

11 diagnose check in

Sleep-typing Kabuto-chan says: [26 Mar 2006|04:30pm]
[ mood | asleep ]

I have a dream that one day this village will rise up and live out the true meaning of it's creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all children are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of the past Hokage's noses the sons of former villagers and the sons of current villages will be able to sit down together at the table of BROTHERHOOD. (And sisterhood. Peoplehood. Whatever.) I have a dream that one day even the.. Sand, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of it's Hokage's injustice of being too damn sexy, will be transformed into an oasis of free love and justifiable action and protection. I have a dream that my three children will one day live in a village where they will not be judged by the motives of their parents but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

Thank you, sir NINJA LEET King.

So anyway, I'm not awake right now. It's really weird. I'm actually dreaming about unicorns and some stuff. Makes me think I'm a replicant, only I haven't seen "Bladerunner" so shouldn't know the reference. Oh well. Dreams are freeing. They break reality just like being a woman and having children and having them spontaneously age because hell that is more fun. *__* Or something.

So yeah. I heard about some other random news. I'm like. Happy. And. Stuff.


I am not starting a day-care service. That's all I'm saying. Even if it would be nice. Train'em all young and you got body-collectors and that makes my OCDness happy since then I can have my bodies age organized like I always want. Love you kids. And Orochimaru. Yeah. And him.

*fights urge to maim and kill without reason, while smiling and singing "It's A Small World After All"* ♥ Now I should stop sleep-molesting my keyboard and return to the normal sleep. Yes.

2 diagnose check in

Just a note: [24 Mar 2006|09:13pm]
[ mood | content ]

I am still tired [having months lapse into hours for carrying three children to term and then giving birth is tiring] from yesterday evening, but I must extend my most sincere thanks to Sakura and Gai for helping deliver Orochimaru and my three children... Yakushi Cain, Abel, and Haru. I am a very proud, happy parent, and my world is currently filled to the brim with...

Okay, frankly, do not have kids unless one of you is an insomniac. Thank god for Orochimaru. And also the fact this time thing has aged our kids to roughly six months in the meantime. I've got them on special cocktails to ensure adequate brain development, but I almost think they're more mentally ahead than physically.

I've also discovered I actually like how Neji looks when he is less than pleasant. What a darling.

I love my children. ♥

15 diagnose check in

[18 Mar 2006|03:41pm]
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
See the ideas in my head.Collapse )
47 diagnose check in

<3 [14 Mar 2006|11:53pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

Oro-chan took me shopping today and bought me three absolutely wonderful outfits of which he said I looked quite fetching in. I am most enamored of the man. It's fascinating, considering any psychologist (like my ex-maid) would look at the two of us and pronounce it impossible.

Love defies gravity! Or is it the gravity of love. Love defies custom? Or maybe circumstance. I am love? Or... is love me?

Regardless, I am gloriously happy! I just woke up from the nap I took after disappearing from everyone all sudden like.

And yes... Today I revealed to Orochimaru I am colorblind. He in turn told the world. No fair.

[[ OOC: My AOL has been acting up all night, and kept cutting me out of chat. <3 Sorry guys! ^^; ]]

9 diagnose check in

Birthday wishes... And wordless joy. [09 Mar 2006|09:32am]
[ mood | ELATED ]

Since you were so kind to me...

Happy Birthday, Tenten. Gifts hidden thusly.Collapse )

I am flattered by Orochimaru-sama's concern over my... pickle love. Fetish. Fine. ADDICTION. There. I said it. Out of deference to his concern, and due to a certain stocking of ridge and cupboard, I will closely monitor my diet. Speaking of which, it's time for another 8oz of water. Mustn't slack.

And, Orochimaru-sama... I have a small confession myself...Collapse )

23 diagnose check in

[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]